May 2013
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Swimmer Problem #253
youknow-itsaswimmerthing: Being used as a wall during meet warm up.
May 22nd
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therealhamster: if any of you ever saw me in real life you’d just be like “oh”
May 22nd
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plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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broadway-aradia: when you’re finally having a conversation with someone but then you send them a message and they don’t respond and you’re just like i blew it
May 20th
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May 20th
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swimmer-probs: Teammate: You go first. Me: You’re going to catch me. Teammate: But i’m slow today.
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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andysambergg: i have so much homework what movie should i watch
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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Anonymous asked: are u a virgin????
May 19th
May 19th
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jvsxn: part of me wants to be seven and careless. part of me wants to be back in your bed. part of me wants to be forty and settled. part of me wants to be dead.
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up throwing handles at people who need to get a grip throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out” throwing straws at people who need to suck it up throwing bridges at people who need to get over it throwing knives at people who need to be stabbed oh
May 18th
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ladyblogger-margie: anna-of-wonderland: *reads the last line again* *closes the book* *deep sigh* *screams* *throws book out the window* *jumps out the window after it* *writhes in pain while clutching the book* *cries and rocks it back and forth* *puts it back down on the shelf* *deep breath* *Calls friend* “read this book”
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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How I feel when I’m playing dodgeball:
sodamnrelatable: How I actually look:
May 16th
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defense lawyer: sweetie(:
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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When someone does not listen to your story;
laugh-addict:
May 16th
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Me: *Doesn't party*
Me: *Doesn't drink*
Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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darrynek: the nominees are leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio and the winner is *opens envelope* adele
May 14th
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