Swimmer Problem #253
youknow-itsaswimmerthing: Being used as a wall during meet warm up.
therealhamster: if any of you ever saw me in real life you’d just be like “oh”
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
broadway-aradia: when you’re finally having a conversation with someone but then you send them a message and they don’t respond and you’re just like i blew it
swimmer-probs: Teammate: You go first. Me: You’re going to catch me. Teammate: But i’m slow today.
andysambergg: i have so much homework what movie should i watch
Anonymous asked: are u a virgin????
jvsxn: part of me wants to be seven and careless. part of me wants to be back in your bed. part of me wants to be forty and settled. part of me wants to be dead.
throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up throwing handles at people who need to get a grip throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out” throwing straws at people who need to suck it up throwing bridges at people who need to get over it throwing knives at people who need to be stabbed oh
ladyblogger-margie: anna-of-wonderland: *reads the last line again* *closes the book* *deep sigh* *screams* *throws book out the window* *jumps out the window after it* *writhes in pain while clutching the book* *cries and rocks it back and forth* *puts it back down on the shelf* *deep breath* *Calls friend* “read this book”
How I feel when I’m playing dodgeball:
sodamnrelatable: How I actually look:
defense lawyer: sweetie(:
When someone does not listen to your story;
Me: *Doesn't party*
Me: *Doesn't drink*
Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
darrynek: the nominees are leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio and the winner is *opens envelope* adele